|i've finally decided to do it
||[Feb. 15th, 2004|07:51 pm]
not as good but...
hmm... first off you should have SOME common interests with me.. cuz.. why else would i friend a perfect stranger who could turn out to be a
50 year old psychopathically maniacal serial killer/rapist who likes to eat chimp brains and babies with buffalo testicles on the side freakazoid?
secondly, you should be able to handle my humor/personality/beliefs/values/etc. if you can't tolerate or accept the things i speak about or the way i speak, well... i'm not the right person to friend. *nods* (just to let you know i go off into the occasional "OMFGGGGGGGG DID YOU SEE _____ ON _____?! WAS HE NOT THE FUCKING HOTTEST?!?!" and the occasional "ARGHHHHHHHHHH. FUUUUUUUUUUCK.BLOODY.ARSE.HOLE.FUCK.MOTHER.BITCH.SHIT.BUGGER.FUUUUUUUUCK. DIE. DIEEEEEEEE. PEOPLE SUCK. THE EARTH IS COMING TO AN ENDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE! *headdesk* *kills self*") *nods* i swear, i'm sane. none of my doctors have referred me to a psychiatrist.
.. yet. *puffs up chest* *holds head high*
oh yeah, and... the crazier/quirkier/wackier/weirder/stranger/dorkier/nerdier you are, the better
(see above). ;oP teenies aren't welcome, but fangirls (fanboys too ;oP) are, especially supporters/lovers of bsb, lotr, hp, potc, prison break, heroes, friends, star wars, lost, the lakers, and select actors/artists (*ahem* not really that select... [see interests] *ahem*).
if you TyPELiKeTHis, you should just leave now.
if you speak "lyke dis," you should leave too.
if you combine the above two things and type/speak like a total uneducated ingrate, you should just be deported from whence you came and jettisoned from a spaceship heading to pluto.
other than that... there really are no other requirements..
ha. so.. i guess that's it. enjoy! ♥!!!